I'm a mafioso macedonian dwarf

So I tried these two quizzes today. Turns out I lead like Mother Teresa and am most like the movie "The Godfather". Who knew. Not sure how I feel about that yet, but I'll take it.

Yummy!

I'm thinking of starting a bubble gum company and naming my flavors after distant places. I'm still developing the list, but it's gonna be really good. And whether or not you agree with my flavors, there aren't too many people that I know can really challenge me on what "Cambodian Splash" should taste like.

Happy 5th of Miracle Whip!

I learned a couple of things today:

1) Cinco (which is the Mexican sister store to Kinko's), de Mayo, (which is a delicious fattening sandwich spread) is implying that today is actually as fun as eating a sandwich while making copies. I'm not sure I'd go that far, but in all actuality, today is not the Mexican Independence day, contrary to popular opinion...it's only celebrating one little battle that was won against the smelly French. Their independence wasn't for 7 years after this battle. Good thing they fought so hard so we could all enjoy those Donkey shows!

2) The penalty for burning an American flag is one year in prison. The penalty for urinating on the flag is also a year. So, what if you urinate on the American flag in order to prevent an angry mob from burning it? In that case I think you should receive an official thank-you letter from the president...well, if he knew how to write. Plus, you should only have to go to prison for six months.

I can't stop playing

I don't really have that much free time as it is, but what I do have seems to be going towards this.
I find being Peter works best for me. High scores, anyone?