Friday, August 24, 2007

It's Fantasy time mofos!

While I'm as excited as ever for Fantasy Football this year, I've found something perhaps more (or perhaps less) exciting. A fantasy league for bad press!
The site's called "Dirtlocker", and tracks whoever's being written about, and awards him a point for each mention. The site lets you choose your sources -- so you can include only blogs that cover the important things: drunken follies, jersey-chaser-grinding sessions, and all manner of arrests, including nautical. Of course there'll be plenty of debates over #1 picks...it's nearly impossible to forecast which athlete'll have his dogfighting empire uncovered or pack 200lbs of chiba in his door panels...but the real skill is in unearthing the next Kyle Orton, remember him? The Bears QB whose public drunkenness and unfortunate grooming decisions mandated blanket coverage and a dedicated site: ShaveKyleOrtonsNeckBeard.com.


http://www.dirtlocker.com/