CASUAL FRIDAYS

Memo No. 1:
Effective immediately, the company is adopting Fridays as Casual
Day so that employees may express their diversity.

Memo No. 2:
Spandex and leather micro-miniskirts are not appropriate attire
for Casual Day. Neither are string ties, rodeo belt buckles or
moccasins.

Memo No. 3:
Casual Day refers to dress only, not attitude. When planning
Friday's wardrobe, remember image is a key to our success.

Memo No. 4:
A seminar on how to dress for Casual Day will be held at 4 p.m.
Friday in the cafeteria. Fashion show to follow. Attendance is
mandatory.

Memo No. 5:
As an outgrowth of Friday's seminar, the Committee On Committee's
has appointed a 14-member Casual Day Task Force to prepare
guidelines for proper dress.

Memo No. 6:
The Casual Day Task Force has completed a 30-page manual. A copy
of "Relaxing Dress Without Relaxing Company Standards" has been
mailed to each employee. Please review the chapter "You Are What
You Wear" and consult the "home casual" versus "business casual"
checklist before leaving for work each Friday. If you have doubts
about the appropriateness of an item of clothing, contact your
CDTF representative before 7 a.m. on Friday.

Memo No. 7:
Because of lack of participation, Casual Day has been
discontinued, effective immediately.

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