Happy 5th of Miracle Whip!
I learned a couple of things today:
1) Cinco (which is the Mexican sister store to Kinko's), de Mayo, (which is a delicious fattening sandwich spread) is implying that today is actually as fun as eating a sandwich while making copies. I'm not sure I'd go that far, but in all actuality, today is not the Mexican Independence day, contrary to popular opinion...it's only celebrating one little battle that was won against the smelly French. Their independence wasn't for 7 years after this battle. Good thing they fought so hard so we could all enjoy those Donkey shows!
2) The penalty for burning an American flag is one year in prison. The penalty for urinating on the flag is also a year. So, what if you urinate on the American flag in order to prevent an angry mob from burning it? In that case I think you should receive an official thank-you letter from the president...well, if he knew how to write. Plus, you should only have to go to prison for six months.
1) Cinco (which is the Mexican sister store to Kinko's), de Mayo, (which is a delicious fattening sandwich spread) is implying that today is actually as fun as eating a sandwich while making copies. I'm not sure I'd go that far, but in all actuality, today is not the Mexican Independence day, contrary to popular opinion...it's only celebrating one little battle that was won against the smelly French. Their independence wasn't for 7 years after this battle. Good thing they fought so hard so we could all enjoy those Donkey shows!
2) The penalty for burning an American flag is one year in prison. The penalty for urinating on the flag is also a year. So, what if you urinate on the American flag in order to prevent an angry mob from burning it? In that case I think you should receive an official thank-you letter from the president...well, if he knew how to write. Plus, you should only have to go to prison for six months.
posted by Adam J at 11:53 AM
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