Some advice as I sit here...
Some tidbits of info for people that annoy me.
1) iPOD OWNERS: iPods are overrated. I have a Creative Zen Muvo that cost me $100 and it's awesome. It has an FM tuner, which you can record radio with, a great digital display, and weighs like 2 ounces. Don't waste money on expensive iPods. Either get something cheaper that you know wont be wasted money...or better yet, simply think of your favorite tune and hum it. If you want to "switch tracks", simply think of another song you like and hum that instead.
2) RAPPERS: Avoid having to say 'know what I'm sayin' all the time by actually speaking clearly in the first place.
3) PARANOID PEOPLE: Don't waste money on expensive paper shredders to avoid havingyour identity stolen. Simply place some dog shit in the garbage bags along with your old bank statements.
4) MURDERERS: Need to dispose of a body? Simply package it up and mail it to yourself via IBM customer service or DHL. Either way, you will never see it again.
5) McDONALD'S: Make your take out bags green in color so they blend in with the countryside after they've been thrown out of car windows.
1) iPOD OWNERS: iPods are overrated. I have a Creative Zen Muvo that cost me $100 and it's awesome. It has an FM tuner, which you can record radio with, a great digital display, and weighs like 2 ounces. Don't waste money on expensive iPods. Either get something cheaper that you know wont be wasted money...or better yet, simply think of your favorite tune and hum it. If you want to "switch tracks", simply think of another song you like and hum that instead.
2) RAPPERS: Avoid having to say 'know what I'm sayin' all the time by actually speaking clearly in the first place.
3) PARANOID PEOPLE: Don't waste money on expensive paper shredders to avoid havingyour identity stolen. Simply place some dog shit in the garbage bags along with your old bank statements.
4) MURDERERS: Need to dispose of a body? Simply package it up and mail it to yourself via IBM customer service or DHL. Either way, you will never see it again.
5) McDONALD'S: Make your take out bags green in color so they blend in with the countryside after they've been thrown out of car windows.
posted by Adam J at 1:53 PM
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