Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Gotta love the moral assholes

More and more pharmacists are refusing to fill prescriptions for birth control because of their personal moral objections. Hey, you know what would really teach us a lesson? If you took off your pretend doctor jacket and got another job. Or maybe I’m wrong. Maybe cutting off the pill doesn’t even go far enough. It’s high time activist drugstores stopped coddling sluts on every aisle. Let’s not sell any more makeup either. A good woman doesn’t paint herself. And no more deodorant. You should smell bad...keep the boys from getting ideas. And no suntan lotion. I’ve seen what happens at the MTV Beach House, you whore. You want to avoid melanoma? Buy a veil.
Why is this country becoming Utah?!
I know the other side is saying, yes, but this is a moral issue. Yeah, but the problem is, not everyone gets their morals from the same book. You go by the book that says slavery is okay but sex is wrong until after marriage, at which point it becomes a blessed sacrament between a husband and the wife who is withholding it.
Let me say to all the activist pharmacists out there, the ones who think sex is bad probably because sex with them always is —fellas, a pharmacist is not a law-giver, not even a doctor. In the medical pecking order, you rank somewhere in between a chiropractor and a tree surgeon.
You don’t answer to a law above the laws of men. You work for Sav-On. The doctors are the ones who make medical decisions because they went to medical school, whereas you were transferred from the counter where people drop off film.

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