Wednesday, October 19, 2005

A religious lesson from your local spiritual advisor...

Don't bother playing rock-paper-scissors with God, since his omniscience gives him quite an edge. Besides, on the off-chance you sneak one past him, he'll come out throwing some shit like "Love, which conquers all." What are you gonna do, protest and tell God to quit being cheesy? And on a similar note, when facing moral dilemmas, you know how people always ask, "WWJD?" Well I've decided that I prefer to ask WWGTM?-- "Where will Google take me?" It's quite uncanny how it works every single time, as it's always porn sites.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shouldn't you be at work at 10:22 AM? Boy would I like a job like that!!
Signed
Billskicker

7:15 PM  
Blogger Adam J said...

Hey! Great to see you actually took the time to sign up in order to post a comment, haha. For those of you that don't know, billskicker is my dad. And to answer your question, I was at work when I posted this entry. I had a meeting at 10:30 and was killing time until it started. The thought just popped into my head and I had the time to get it up on the blog. You can't spend every minute at work actually doing work! Or at least I can't...

8:41 PM  

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