Laws of life
A pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes and
just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay.
Insurance covers everything except what happens.
As soon as you start doing what you always wanted to be doing,
you'll want to be doing something else.
Any food that starts out hard will soften when stale. Any food
that starts out soft will harden when stale.
The candy bar you planned to eat on the way home from the market
is always hidden at the bottom of the grocery bag.
When leaving work late, you will go unnoticed. When you leave
work early, you will meet the VP in the parking lot.
just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay.
Insurance covers everything except what happens.
As soon as you start doing what you always wanted to be doing,
you'll want to be doing something else.
Any food that starts out hard will soften when stale. Any food
that starts out soft will harden when stale.
The candy bar you planned to eat on the way home from the market
is always hidden at the bottom of the grocery bag.
When leaving work late, you will go unnoticed. When you leave
work early, you will meet the VP in the parking lot.
posted by Adam J at 11:13 PM
1 Comments:
Wow, thanks tax buddy. Wasn't really expecting a Jackson Hewitt income analysis from a simple joking observation, but much appreciated. And don't worry, I'm not getting into the next tax bracket anytime soon anyway.
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