It's decided

I've finally come to the conclusion that I don't like bumper stickers. Well, granted there are a few that tickle me here and there...for instance, I was behind a woman the other day with one that said "If you're gonna ride my ass at least pull my hair." That had me laughing for a bit down the road, but then I thought to myself that I would never put one on my car. Most of them are really annoying, ugly, and self-important. It's nice to have viewpoints on things, but honestly, nobody gives a shit, and if we do it's probably because we're amazed that Darwinism hasn't eliminated you yet from existence. When I see one I agree with, I just go "eh, yeah that's about right", or else I don't agree and it's "wow what a douchecock that guy is, if I was a douchecock too I'd probably slash his tires just for knowing that he really thinks you should "Buy a gun to support the constitution", or that God blesses our troops, is his co-pilot, or made Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve. Although the Ford F150 with "Vaginalicious" on the back gave me pause as to what the sex was of the driver, I thought that either way it was hilarious.
But when I see these punk-asses in a $3,000 Ford Escort with $5,000 rims with shittily tinted windows that are bubbling up already because they bought the tint at the automotive section of Walmart and tried to put it on themselves in the driveway of their parents' house before going to work at, well, probably Walmart, I just laugh. They're the ones that have those rebellious stickers all over their cars like "No Fear" and "Born To Raise Hell". Come on people. Really? No Fear of what? Living in Mom's basement until age 37?
This morning I saw a particuarly ugly car and just decided to blast my horn and bump it at stoplights until the kid finally gave up and swerved to the side of the road. Guess you're not so tough after all, are you, Ms. "Student Driver"?