Hmmmmm

If life gives you a yeast infection, make bread. And if you know someone to whom life has given lemons, you could have a picnic or something. And if you're the one who got the lemons, grind them into a fine juice and drink it. If life gives you pesky little neighbor children...well, you know. But if life gives you pickles, then just give up, cuz pickle-ade is fuckin gross.



-This is what happens to my brain on Friday afternoon at work. I'm going home.