minor contusion to the lower lumbar region, just left of the rector spinae. bruising on the epidermis above the lower latissimus dorsi.




SO WHAT CAN WE LEARN FROM CAMPING?

1) The best backpacks are named for national parks or mountain ranges. Steer clear of those named for landfills.
2) You can compress the diameter of your rolled up sleeping bag by running over it with your car.
3) You haven’t lived until you’ve cut your way through raw meat with a Swiss army knife.
4) Any stone in a hiking boot migrates to the point of maximum pressure
5) All tree branches in a forest grow outward from their respective trunks at exactly the height of your nose. If you are male, tree branches will also grow at groin height.
6) Communing with nature is great. I just don't like it when nature tries communing back.