What do you do while drugged and on the couch? Watch tv, of course.

I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was, that started with the word "Dude".

"Dude, these are Isotpoes."
"Dude, we removed your kidney, you're gonna be fine."
"Dude, I am so stoked to win this Nobel Prize. I just wanna thank Kevin and Turtle and all my homies."