Harry Potter and the crazy titles

I was thinking today while zoning out at work cuz I'm sick, that Harry Potter book titles have endless possibilities. So here are a few for my submittal. They could easliy be as plausible as the silly ones that have already been made.

Harry Potter and the Dark Forest of Tribute Bands
Harry Potter and the Storage Locker of Broomsticks
Harry Potter and the Association of Queens
Harry Potter and the Practitioner's Broomstick
Harry Potter and the Association of the iPod
Harry Potter and the Cleaning Lady's secret
Harry Potter and the Cavern of Existentialist Philosophers
Harry Potter and the Quidditch Ball of Tregedy
Harry Potter and the Phoenix of Masturbation
Harry Potter and the Flaming Goblet of Randomness