Petrified Wood, bitches! Contrary to popular belief, the trees in the Petrified Forest are not upright and free standing. They're all dead...for millions of years, and laying around in logs and pieces. Much of the forest was looted by visitors back in the day before there were any laws against taking wood and trees, which sucks. But that shit is heavy as hell, and harder than steel. You can go up and touch most of them, it's pretty neat when you knock on them and break your knuckles.