if $it > butter then $belief = "false"

Check out this Taiwanese tub of something called "Unbelievable this is not butter."

Also suggested options:
- "Stop Me If You've Heard This One, But I'm Fairly Certain That This Is A Butter Substitute"

- "I Don't Know If You've Noticed, But This Isn't Butter"

- "This Ain't Butter"----but it's been theorized that they're just phoning it in on this one, and you probably shouldn't trust 'em