Lets screw with the losers online
I just had a lot of fun at a porno site. No, not THAT kind of fun, let me explain. A friend sent me the link to a free live web-cam sex-chat site....I wasn't going to bother because usually these sites are stupid and nothing but a ton of pop-up ads and other annoying bullshit (or so I'm told) But he seemed to think it was pretty cool and funny so I checked it out about an hour ago. Well, it is free, live, and you can chat if you want. But you know me, I took a new approach...It was quite pathetic to see the moronic babble of all the slobbering Neanderthals in the chat room. Some guys were hopelessly besotted... "UR HOT!! I luvU". Some were more to the point... "zoom in on your ass". I stayed quiet for as long as I could before typing in some comment about them all being a bunch of pathetic losers. That earned me a few comments but most of them just kept on slobbering all over the girl. I went to another chat room with less lotharios and started to cause trouble again. Pretty soon everyone was ignoring the girl and hurling insults at me. It was hilarious. I planned to cut and paste the transcript here but it wouldn't let me copy the text. The best part was when a guy with the screen name "SPUNKY" said,"Remember where you are, behave". Can someone say irony? I had a riot twisting everyone's balls before the moderator told me to cool it. I apologized profusely, but then started to ask the moderator how exactly you get a job as a moderator on this kind of website. I kinda wanted his job. Then I continued as before. The bastard kicked me out! I'll give you the link here but I will warn you that this is an adult site so if you're offended easily or only 12, don't click it. Although I suppose that disclaimer just made every 12 year old dying to click the link now. Oh well. I absolve myself of all legal responsibility. I don't recall seeing anything pornographic really, just random girls in victoria's secret wear. But the language can be a bit raw. If you're a regular reader of my blog, then you're probably like me and will likely find it more amusing than anything else.
posted by Adam J at 5:30 PM
3 Comments:
its like all the angle put ther hotnes into u
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that really makes no sense to me at all, but thanks..?
The guy was comparing the model to an angel, or more accurately, a host of angels. But he kept spelling angel as angle, and so the lines he was feeding her were doubly hilarious.
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