Dont fret, new pics soon

I'll have new pics up soon, don't worry. My bro is in town visiting, so we'll get some good shots I'm sure. Until then, I've decided I need a catchy title, so I'm asking for submissions. I've come up with a few for myself, but all suggestions are appreciated and considered. For now, I'll be:
Assistant Sheriff of The Opposite of Triangle Theorems, Ombudsman of The Hellmouth, D.J. Adam Cornelious MacWillicut.
I shall bring you the thrill of victory, the agony of defeat, and because I've got soccer highlights, the sheer pointlessness of a zero-zero tie.




A platypus by any other name would be just as fucked up.